Eminem Platinum Collection Download
EminemMay I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here.Y'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorand started whoopin her ass worse than beforethey first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)It's the return of the. 'Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?' Nothing you idiots!Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)Feminist women love Eminem.vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga.'
Slim Shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-whatFlippin the you-know-who,' 'Yeah, but he's so cute though!' Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedroomsSometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can'tbut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose'My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips'And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris isOf course they gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey got the Discovery Channel don't they?' We ain't nothing but mammals.'
sound of staticannouncerMeet Eddie, twenty-three years old.Fed up with life and the way things are going,he decides to rob a liquor store.('I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes')But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.And suddenly, his conscience comes into play.('Shit is mine, I gotta do this. Gotta do this')Dr. DreAlright, stop!
(Huh?)Now before you walk in the door of this liquor storeand try to get money out the drawerYou better think of the consequence (But who are you?)I'm your motherfuckin conscienceEminemThat's nonsense!Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribsAnd borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigsTell her you need a place to stayYou'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor bladeDr. DreYeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed toThe whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose youThink about it before you walk in the door firstLook at the store clerk, she's older than George BurnsEminemFuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?Dr. DreMan, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!
(You're right!)Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you(You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude.)sound of static('It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute')('Mmm, I don't know!' )('Look baby.' )('Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?'
)announcerMeet Stan, twenty-one years old. ('Give me a kiss!'
)After meeting a young girl at a rave party,things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.Once again, his conscience comes into play. )EminemNow listen to me, while you're kissin her cheekand smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drinkNow all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years oldYou shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)Yo, look at her bush. Does it got hair? (Uh huh!)Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bareTil she passes out and she forgot how she got there(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?)No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.sound of staticpickup idling, radio playingannouncerMeet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.After coming home from a hard day's work,he walks in the door of his trailer park hometo find his wife in bed with another man.('WHAT THE FUCK?!?!' DreAlright calm down, relax, start breathin.EminemFuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatinWhile you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!Dr.
What if there's an explanation for this shit?(What? Landed on his dick?!)Alright Shady, maybe he's right GradyBut think about the baby before you get all crazyEminemOkay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retardYou gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!Dr. DreWhat'chu say?
(What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)I'ma kill you motherfucker!EminemUhhh-aahh! Temper temper!Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?Dr. DreCause he don't need to go the same route that I wentBeen there, done that. Aw fuck it.What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired.
EminemA lot of people ask me. Stupid fuckin questionsA lot of people think that. What I say on recordsor what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real lifeor that I believe in itOr if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that.I'm actually gonna do itor that I believe in itWell, shit. If you believe thatthen I'll kill youYou know why?Cuz I'm aCRIMINALCRIMINALYou god damn rightI'm a CRIMINALYeah, I'm a CRIMINALEminemMy words are like a dagger with a jagged edgeThat'll stab you in the headwhether you're a fag or lezOr the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vestPants or dress - hate fags? The answer's 'yes'Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobicStarin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of emThey belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of emHey, it's me, VersaceWhoops, somebody shot me!And I was just checkin the mailGet it?
Checkin the 'male'?How many records you expectin to sellafter your second LP sends you directly to jail?C'mon!- Relax guy, I like gay menRight, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)Please Lord, this boy needs JesusHeal this child, help us destroy these demonsOh, and please send me a brand new carAnd a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospitalPreacher preacher, fifth grade teacherYou can't reach me, my mom can't neitherYou can't teach me a goddamn thing causeI watch TV, and Comcast cableand you ain't able to stop these thoughtsYou can't stop me from toppin these chartsAnd you can't stop me from droppin each Marchwith a brand new cd for these fuckin retardsDuhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' meMr.
Chorus: repeat 2XHi! (what?) My name is. (who?)My name is. scratches Slim ShadyHi! (huh?) My name is. (what?)My name is.
scratches Slim ShadyAhem. Excuse me!Can I have the attention of the classfor one second?EminemHi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?
(Huh?)My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straightbut I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm.)And Dr. Dre said, 'Slim Shady you a basehead!' 'So why's your face red? Man you wasted!' Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone elseCause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a beltGot pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits offAnd smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris KrossI smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my assfaster than a fat bitch who sat down too fastC'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!ChorusEminemMy English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior highThanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-fiveI smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a staplerand stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped upFlashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cupExtraterrestrial, runnin over pedestriansin a spaceship while they screamin at me: 'LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!' Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied toI just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapperMake a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)You know you blew up when the women rush your standsand try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph(Dude, can I get your autograph?)So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
ChorusEminemStop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin?
I can barely decideI just drank a fifth of vodka - dare me to drive? (Go ahead)All my life I was very deprivedI ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fitsHOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM?
(WAH!)YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)I lay awake and strap myself in the bedPut a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I hadChorus. EminemHi!Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your faceCame in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with MaseI laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smellyEminem starts with E, better check the spellingwith a capital, somebody grab me a SnappleI got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple (hurry up!)Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was surethat my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was herI slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six monthsand said, 'I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?' Just the two of us.
(8X)EminemBaby your da-da loves you (hey)And I'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happensYou're all I got in this worldI would never give you up for nothinNobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from meI love youC'mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beachGrab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seatOh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunkOh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunkNow I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimminBut you know your mama, she's one of those type of womenthat do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fitDon't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)And mama said she wants to show how far she can floatAnd don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throatIt's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatindinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirtMama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the waterand me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?Just the two of us.
(2X)And when we ride!Just the two of us. (2X)Just you and I!Just the two of us. (2X)And when we ride!Just the two of us. (2X)Just you and I!See honey. There's a place called heaven and a place called hellA place called prison and a place called jailAnd da-da's probably on his way to all of em except oneCause mama's got a new husband and a stepsonAnd you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah)Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little betterI'll explain it to yaBut for now we'll just say mama was real real badShe was bein mean to dad and made him real real madBut I still feel sad that I put her on time-outSit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?Her make goo-goo ca-ca?
Da-da change your dia-deeClean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nightyYour dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the waterNinety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughterJust the two of us. (2X)And when we ride!Just the two of us. (2X)Just you and I!Just the two of us. (2X)And when we ride!Just the two of us. (2X)Just you and I!Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pwaywe're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pierBaby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong ideaMama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worryDa-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lakeHere, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dockReady now, here we go, on the count of free.One. (whoooooshhhhh)There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-taNo more fightin wit dad, no more restraining orderNo more step-da-da, no more new brotherBlow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junkBut first, just help dad with two more things out the trunkJust the two of us.
(2X)And when we ride!Just the two of us. (2X)Just you and I!Just the two of us.
(2X)And when we ride!Just the two of us. (2X)Just you and I!Just the two of us.
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(4X)EminemJust me and you babyis all we need in this worldJust me and youYour da-da will always be there for youYour da-da's always gonna love youRemember thatIf you ever need me I will always be here for youIf you ever need anything, just ASKDa-da will be right thereYour da-da loves youI love you baby. OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myselfYou can try this at homeYou can be just like me!Mic check one two. Intro: FroggWhoah!A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'emand like, back and forth because ahthis is. What you thought it wasn'tIt beez. Girl Yeaaah, hahahaha.whooooo, shit!Em (aight)Eminem Guess what?
DreYeah whattup Detroit?SnoopNu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't!Ahhh! They didn't do it again,what-what, what-what?Did you shit on these niggaz two times Dr. Dre?DreOh fo' sho'!SnoopUh-uh, naw, ya smell that?This is special right hereWhat-what, what-what-what?Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie babyUhh, to the boogie-oogie-oogieYeah, y'know! What's crackin Dre?Dr.